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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

AAEA Offers 'Authentic Black' Certificates

A debate has erupted about whether Barack Obama is black enough. What does it mean to be Black (better capitalize it)? This issue has been debated in the past regarding O.J. Simpson, Tiger Woods and Michael Jackson, among others. AAEA took this issue to our laboratory and our researchers developed a 'Certification of Black Authencity' so that poeple will have an objective measure.

Please answer the questions below with a 'yes' or a 'no' to describe yourself. If you qualify, we will send you a certificate upon your request. You will have to provide your own frame.

1. Articulate

2. Educated

3. Aspire to be middle-class or higher

4. Dress well

5. Pious

6. Polite

7. Neat

8. Organized

9. Generous

10. Kind

If you answered 'yes' to at least 7 of the questions, then you are an Authentic Black. To order your certificate click HERE. Leave you address and the certificate will be mailed to you.

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